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Adrian Abraham Barrett

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Now, Now, Now…

I want my own cell phone.  Now.  I maybe could wait until I turn 4 years old.  But I’m not sure that my parents will let me have one even then.  They are old and don’t know what its like to be a kid.  Daddy used to get hit with wooden spoons from the kitchen when he was bad.  Several even broke while he was being spanked.  I know mom and dad won’t do that to me,  because in this day and age, I can sue them and become emancipated so I don’t have to listen to them anymore.  If only daddy could go back in time and try to sue his parents.  It doesn’t matter that he deserved it, it just matters that he could go back and maybe get away with it.

Communication is key.  When mommy says “get the ball” or “grab it”, she should clarify if she is talking to me, or Lucy.  Lucy always comes running and is all over me when mommy is trying to play with me.  That has to be worked out.

If I don’t get what I want, I will let you know.  I want my bottle when I want it, I don’t want the bottle when I want the breast, and I want to get out of the car seat when I want to get out of the car seat.  They always take their time with me.  No rush guys, go ahead and finish your lunch, your dinner, your phone conversation.  Heck, go ahead and finish the last three minutes of your TV show.  I’ll just be up here screaming.

But honestly, I’m a good baby.

Ugh, parents.

Published by Baby Barrett, on June 12th, 2009 at 12:18 am.